Latest Hot of the Press – Fake News from Thursday Night!

From a Hardcore Ten in freezing conditions on January 27, Thursday last night brought back our Fair Weather Friends to amass Sweet Sixteen. The Tough Ten averaged 14.4 games but last night The Sweeteners averaged 15.8.

Winners of The Drink on the 27th were Susan and Tom and Rachel A and Matt M last night, with respectively 18,17; 20 and 21. Big Game Hunters all.

On the 27th, the number of games won were: 18, 17, 16, 15, 15, 14, 14, 14, 11, 10. Last night: 21, 20, 19, 19, 17, 17, 17, 17, 16, 14, 14, 14, 13, 8.

There were a few banana skins scattered on court last night and Sue slipped on a few and plummets down the ranking. She will raise again, no doubt! Matt, by contrast, raises upwards and will wear the heavy burden of a high ranking when his dainty feet next stomp on court.

We are delighted to have a Newcomer with us last night and hope Ardu will join us again soon.

We hope that Sarah B will have emerged from her serial 50th birthday hangovers to shine once again next Thursday.

Until soon,

Whistle Blower